So reluctantly she gives you the floor. Y'all know the rules. They haven't changed. Behave.
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This week your glorious exercise in free speech is sponsored by:
The International Association of Professional People Who Stare at Paintings:
The IAPPWSP has announced the discovery and authentication of the centuries' old rumor of an alternate version, egg tempura on wood, of the famous "Last Supper" fresco by Leo Da Vinci. The rumores from after De Vinci's death had the mysterious painting titled "The Last Get Together".
People Who Stare at Paintings found written in De Vinci's own hand on the back of the wood panel the title; "Jack sono Wild e non leccatevi le cianfrusaglie al tavolo, ragazzi" Roughly translated to english reads "Jacks are are Wild and No Licking your junk at the table, boys."