Middle Finger News Service

*Rosie O'Donnell Barred from MLB Parks

* Conservative Media / Bloggers Contributing to Low Self-Esteem of Donkeys

* Ringling Brothers Circus Sues Obama Administration

* Allegations Swirl Around Romney Campaign

* Obama Gets Oscar Nod

* Faulty Suicide Bomber Belts Recalled

* Test Raise e-reader Health Concerns

* Romney Refuses Debate Challenge

* GOP Primary Candidate Linden Borden Tops New Hampshire Poll

* Linden Borden for President

* CNN Anchor Issues Apology to Listeners

* President Recommends Slacks for Slackers

* Obama Rejected by Dancing With the Stars