Thank You MJA for the Linkage
Monday, January 2, 2017
Sunday, January 1, 2017
We Be All FAB 50 Up In Here!
This year Mr. Ross has again seen fit to recognize the now notorious Diogenes Middle Finger, along with my fellow Bloggers from The People's Cube and HopeNchange Cartoons as 'The Fab 50 Best Satirical Blogs' of 2016. I'm Honored and Flattered to even be considered in the same category with such talented and established Bloggers.
"Every year at this time we are pleased to announce the winners of the Fabulous 50 Blog Awards™ recognizing the year's 50 most important blogs and websites in the conservative world. There are no judges. No debates. No voting. No nominations. Just facts. Immutable truths, chiseled in stone and then forged in molten steel on the Anvil of Zeus for posterity. No prize carries more panache, more prestige, or more raw sex appeal than a Fabulous 50 Award, save something you might find in the dumpster behind Denny's."Congratulations to all the winners. And Thank You Doug Ross. You helped create this little monster. And some on the internet are not pleased!
You can see all of this years winners HERE.
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Happy New Year to All You DMFers
I'd like to take this last opportunity of 2016 to Thank You All for your support of DMF, our best year yet. And to also wish each and everyone one of yous guys (seen and unseen) A Very Happy, Safe and Prosperous 2017. - Jan
Friday, December 30, 2016
New Years Bowl Weekend- Yeah Boy!
Saturday morning kicks off a day of football sure to have a game for everyone who enjoys college football. The newly crowned Heisman winner takes to the field, and the National Championship Game participants will to be decided are just two of the examples of what is in-store for this weekend.
This year the trophy is not as valuable, but the same swagger is evident. The newly crown Heisman King, a very dangerous Lamar Jackson, and the Cards started the year out as a steamroller, only to lose their last two games to end the year. The cardinals have averaged 461 yds. a game this year. The Tigers stingy defense, who will be out to prove their steel, will have their hands full for sure.
In the Cards favor is naturally the most explosive player in college football right now. In the Tigers' favor is the #5 ranked overall Defense in the nation , and the fact Louisville has given up 13 turnover in the last three games. I expect big plays from both sides, but if the Tigers can keep Jackson from running to the outside and contain him to the middle, they have a better then good chance of winning. My only worry is the Tiger defense will again be without LB Kendall Beckwith in the middle. His absence was glaringly apparent in the last game of the season at A&M. Up until that point the Tigers had led the nation in fewest TD's allowed.
The sports monkeys are calling it a toss-up....... GEAUX TIGERS!
I say Tigers By 6 ✔
The Citrus Bowl - Orlando Fla.
(CBS 10 am)
Louisville vs. LSU
Saturday at 10 am kicks off new years weekend with the Citrus Bowl: The ACC Louisville Cardinals and the LSU Tigers of the SEC. This will be the 6th time in 10 seasons the Tigers have faced a Heisman winner, but this years Citrus bowl has eerie similarities to a another bowl game..
In the Cards favor is naturally the most explosive player in college football right now. In the Tigers' favor is the #5 ranked overall Defense in the nation , and the fact Louisville has given up 13 turnover in the last three games. I expect big plays from both sides, but if the Tigers can keep Jackson from running to the outside and contain him to the middle, they have a better then good chance of winning. My only worry is the Tiger defense will again be without LB Kendall Beckwith in the middle. His absence was glaringly apparent in the last game of the season at A&M. Up until that point the Tigers had led the nation in fewest TD's allowed.
The sports monkeys are calling it a toss-up....... GEAUX TIGERS!
I say Tigers By 6 ✔
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| Both Graphics Above Are The Work Of My Most Excellent SEC Sister Curmudgeon |
The Peach Bowl - Atlanta Georgia
( ESPN - 2 pm)
Alabama vs. Washington
As they say; Be careful what ya wish for! Not long ago Washington Huskies fans, high from their Pac 12 Championship game win held up signs for the national audience to see proclaiming 'WE WANT BAMA'. And just like a ol' dog chasing a car, once you catch it, ya gotta deal with it.
So, now what ya gonna do?
Not to take anything away from the Huskies excellent QB Jake Browning, who we will most likely see slinging balls on Sunday one day, but guys, you do realize Alabama hasn't lost a game since Oct 2015?! Boys, boys......
But keep you chins up Huskies, I fear you're about to receive the same treatment all good teams get from the Crimson Tide. They will play football with you for 20 minutes or so, then punch you right in the face just to remind you who you're dealing with. Then at halftime make their adjustments, then come out and wear your ass out!
You see, this may not be the most explosive or flashiest Crimson Tide team Nick Saban has fielded. But as has come to many peoples realization is, this may be the best team he has every put on a field! And like a train barreling toward it's appointed destination, and unfortunately as many who came before you, are standing on the tracks. But you can take solace that you were part of football history, and beaten by the best.
And after January 9th we will no longer be asking that question: "Is Nick Saban the Best to ever coach College football?"
And after January 9th we will no longer be asking that question: "Is Nick Saban the Best to ever coach College football?"
ROLL TIDE ROLL!
I say Alabama by 14+ ✔
The Feista Bowl - Glendale AZ.
(6pm - ESPN)
Ohio St vs. Clemson
I'm sorry, I have never believed Ohio St was a #2 team or as good as the big10 Ra-Ra sports monkeys said they are. Look at their schedule. They are a young team to be reckoned with.
At the same time, I think Clemson has been inconsistent, but underestimated. That's what makes this a hard game to perceive. All in all, I have to go with a proven Deshaun Watson's play making to pick them a winner. It will set up a rematch for the NC.
I say Clemson by 10 ✔
Hate to say I told you so.....but
Hate to say I told you so.....but
Monday Jan 2:
The Steak Bowl - Florida vs Iowa.
Iowa by 6
The Cotton Bowl - Eastern Mich vs Wisconsin.
Badgers by 10
Sugar Bowl - Auburn vs Oklahoma.
Sooners by 14
Thursday, December 29, 2016
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Dershowitz vs Kerry
John Kerry’s history on foreign policy throughout the years has been nothing short of a disaster. Kerry ended his foreign policy career as Obama's Useful Idiot with a preposterous, rambling, lengthy speech poking a finger in the eye of Israel.
Let’s skip the formalities and stipulate that the Obama administration hates Benjamin Netanyahu. Most muslim sympathizers do. That’s why Obama sent his campaign team to Israel to defeat PM Netanyahu. And with that in mind, it didn’t take long for PM Netanyahu’s office to respond to Kerry’s speech, saying “For more than an hour, Kerry obsessed over the issue of settlements and hardly touched on the root of the conflict – Palestinian resistance to a Jewish state within any borders.”
Kerry’s inability or unwillingness to admit that the Palestinians have never negotiated in good faith with Israelis is the heart of the problem. It’s why Kerry’s diplomacy is such a failure. Later, PM Netanyahu added "Israelis do not need to be lectured about the importance of peace by foreign leaders."
Saying that relations between this administration and Israel are chilly is understatement. Saying that Secretary Kerry is more incompetent than Mrs. Clinton is mind-boggling.
Alan Dershowitz’s op-ed in the Boston Globe obliterates Secretary Kerry’s speech. This paragraph alone obliterates most of Kerry’s BS:
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| John Kerry: America's Worst Secretary of State |
Let’s skip the formalities and stipulate that the Obama administration hates Benjamin Netanyahu. Most muslim sympathizers do. That’s why Obama sent his campaign team to Israel to defeat PM Netanyahu. And with that in mind, it didn’t take long for PM Netanyahu’s office to respond to Kerry’s speech, saying “For more than an hour, Kerry obsessed over the issue of settlements and hardly touched on the root of the conflict – Palestinian resistance to a Jewish state within any borders.”
Kerry’s inability or unwillingness to admit that the Palestinians have never negotiated in good faith with Israelis is the heart of the problem. It’s why Kerry’s diplomacy is such a failure. Later, PM Netanyahu added "Israelis do not need to be lectured about the importance of peace by foreign leaders."
Saying that relations between this administration and Israel are chilly is understatement. Saying that Secretary Kerry is more incompetent than Mrs. Clinton is mind-boggling.
Alan Dershowitz’s op-ed in the Boston Globe obliterates Secretary Kerry’s speech. This paragraph alone obliterates most of Kerry’s BS:
"Before June 4, 1967, Jews were forbidden from praying at the Western Wall, Judaism’s holiest site. They were forbidden to attend classes at the Hebrew University at Mt. Scopus, which had been opened in 1925 and was supported by Albert Einstein. Jews could not seek medical care at the Hadassah Hospital on Mt. Scopus, which had treated Jews and Arabs alike since 1918. Jews could not live in the Jewish Quarter of Jerusalem, where their forbearers had built homes and synagogues for thousands of years. These Judenrein prohibitions were enacted by Jordan, which had captured by military force these Jewish areas during Israel’s War of Independence, in 1948, and had illegally occupied the entire West Bank, which the United Nations had set aside for an Arab state. When the Jordanian government occupied these historic Jewish sites, they destroyed all the remnants of Judaism, including synagogues, schools, and cemeteries, whose headstones they used for urinals. Between 1948 and 1967 the UN did not offer a single resolution condemning this Jordanian occupation and cultural devastation."The Obama administration knew that this resolution would tip the international scales into the Palestinians’ favor. Here’s Dershowitz’s explanation of that:
"But that has now changed with the adoption of the Security Council Resolution. The UN has now determined that, subject to any further negotiations and agreements, the Jewish areas of Jerusalem recaptured from Jordan in 1967 are not part of Israel. Instead, according to the resolution, they are territories being illegally occupied by Israel, and any building in these areas — including places for prayer at the Western Wall, access roads to Mt. Scopus, and synagogues in the historic Jewish Quarter — “constitutes a flagrant violation under international law.” If that indeed is the status quo, absent “changes . . . agreed by the parties through negotiations,” then what incentives do the Palestinians have to enter negotiations?"Barack Obama and his administration's hostility towards Israel has never been more openly displayed than during this past week. Without question, he’s been the most hostile, anti-Israel president in US history. And John Kerry was his Toad.
Tuesday, December 27, 2016
Nothing Says Education Like Storytime With Drag Queens
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| Image: PJ Media |
White Privilege, Black Lives Matter, Transgender Mania, White Genocide etc, etc, etc.....and the Progtards of America are still scratching their heads and wondering why the words "President -Elect Donald Trump" have entered the lexicon of America English.........
Brooklyn Public Library Hosts Drag Queen Story Time
Extravagant dresses, perfectly coiffured wigs, and whole lot of personality is all part of the show. No, it’s not a drag show with adults and booze at a bar, it’s Drag Queen Story Hour at the local library with curious children and their parents. They are reading all of the classics and fairy tales to the kids, giving them lessons in good, evil, and morality.
But seriously people, are we so obsessed with sex that we need to turn a toddler story time at the public library into a drag show?
The Brooklyn Public Library took a cue from the San Francisco Public Library by initiating their own version of the “Drag Queen Story Hour” for kids. That’s where dudes dress up like chicks and read fairy tales about chicks loving dudes to "curious” toddler. Kids aren’t curious about transvestites. At least, not in the way trans advocates like to believe everyone is curious about transvestites. Kids, especially little ones, couldn’t care less whether or not what you’re wearing corresponds to gender norms.
So this has nothing to do with engaging toddlers with the practice of reading, which is what library story time is supposed to be all about. Instead, the "Drag Queen Story Hour” is yet another example of social justice advocates manipulating a family event for the purpose of political grandstanding.
Kindness, empathy, and peace are such great buzzwords, aren’t they? Words like that are so helpful when it comes to masking political intentions. “Molding kids while they’re young” doesn’t sound creepy or suspicious at all. Parents of toddlers who frequent library story hours would tend to agree. But let's face it, if their child is going to act out against anyone, it’s most likely going to be the kid who tries to take his toy away, not the drag queen looking to star in a publicity stunt.
[PJ Media]
[Scary Mommy]
Moochell Obama’s Final Scorecard As First Lady
As we on the right recognized long ago, Michelle Obama has been one of the worst First Lady’s ever. Sure she could be charming and well spoken when she needed to be, but we could see through the facade and saw the angry black woman. Liberals are
falling all over themselves to praise her in these final days, and
they keep saying her ratings are through the roof. We see her for
who she really is, someone who has really done nothing to help America.
Michelle Obama is put up on a pedestal by the black community for no
other reason than being First Lady. According to The Root here are the five of the things Michelle
did that the liberals say were her best moments:
1. Launching the Let’s Move! Initiative
2 Becoming BFFs With Beyoncé
3. Taking a Chance on a Guy Who Made Less Money Than She Did
4. Hosting an African Dance Class at the White House
5. Rocking, Like, a Thousand Different Hairstyles
Okay, I'll wait for you to stop laughing......
The actual article is titled, “The 10 Blackest Things Michelle Has Ever Done,” and for an African-American magazine that translates into why
they believe Michelle is the best.
Those of us who watched her closely
throughout Barky’s presidency know that she started her tenure with
telling us why she has never been proud of America. Now, she is ending it by saying that America is hopeless in her
interview with Oprah. She thinks we are hopeless because Obama was the
guy who brought us hope and now he is leaving. However, we all know Obama brought us nothing but division.
Any personal comparisons to a cultured Jacqueline Kennedy or a graceful Nancy Regan are ludicrous. She lowed the bar considerably, let fruity gay fashion designers dress her like a clown and made a fool of herself on public. She was African-American first, and the First Lady of that race. Over time that won’t be much to remember, either. You can take the girl out of the ghetto, but.....
Michelle Obama, the
First Lady who had eight years, the position and capital to do good in this world, but really didn’t
do a damn thing worthwhile.
[Reuters]
[The Root] Thank You MJA for the Linkage!
[MadWorld]
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