Friday, September 23, 2016

The Future Queen of America and Bubba Expand Their Royal Residence

Madam Hillary and her puppy Bill just bought some new digs in Chappaqua, New York, right next door to their primary residence. No ones sure if it's for hiding emails or maybe just for after hours muff diving strategy meetings with Princess Huma......
"The Clintons are building a compound in Chappaqua, New York. Hillary and Bill Clinton have bought the house next door to their current home in Chappaqua for $1.16 million, according to deed information on the 33 Old House Lane home. 
The 3,631-square-foot home, which was previously owned by architect Charles Chepigin, was sold to the Clintons on August 11, according to the documents. 
The Clintons currently own the the 5,300-square-foot home at 15 Old House Lane, a property they bought in 1999 as Bill Clinton was leaving the White House and Hillary Clinton was running for Senate in New York. That home was purchased for $1.7 million. 
By purchasing the new home, the Clinton’s now own the entire cul-de-sac at the end of the road in the leafy New York suburb...." 
Presidential candidates and ex-presidents are just like us! They own entire cul-de-sacs! But the property is  really not insane by the standards of insanely rich people like the Clintons.

But What Beautiful Grounds! You can bury a LOT bodies in a yard like that!

The Clinton's new house also features a 212-square-foot basement  which would be a really good place for that secret email server or for occasionally torturing a political opponents. At least they have way better taste than Sarah Palin. This is a very nice place, handy and away from the main house for that planning of international intrigue, goin’ skinny dippin' with Bill's girls, or giving their Secret Service protection a nice place to do their sex scandals, play canasta or bunco or just keepin' an eye on how much criming the Clintons doing at any given hour of the day. 


Thank You Larwyn for the Linkage!