Sunday, January 12, 2014

Shocking News Out Of The National Dungball League

by Earl Of Taint for MFNS Sports
"The world of professional dungball was rocked on Friday with word that ace roller CGI would be released from the Obamacare team after just 3 years on the roster. There has been no official word from team contacts or the League as yet but the rumors are considered reliable. Team Obama had paid CGI $700 million dollars over three years, only to see poor results. Now they’ve reportedly signed free agent roller Accenture to a $90 million dollar contract to step in and get that dungball rolling bigger and faster..."
Read the whole report HERE