Diplomacy Has Gone Downhill Since Hillary Resigned
Dear Comrade Kim,
I have come to agree with our fellow comrade, Fidel Castro, that it is time you should quit swinging your little dick and knock off the threatening nonsense. Seriously! Neither of us need the Chinese pissed off right now, if you know what I mean!
And seeing you're the only fat kid in North Korea, don't make me send Michelle over there. Neither of us would want it to come to that, would we? She is briefed and fully aware of the high calorie count of Korean nose boogers - and of your fondness of your own. So Watch Your Step Tubby!
Dear Big Ears Hussein,