Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Joe Biden's Secret Mission

The White House
1:00 am June 26, 2012


"Hello, is that you Joe?"



"Nooooooo.......It's.... Silver Plugs......"



"It's okay Joe..... we're on secure communications......"



"Great news boss......
I've got em eating out of my hand up here
I think we've got their vote all rapped up...."



"Outstanding.........where are you Joe?"



"I'm in Nova Scotia......
I'm telling ya, these guys up here love ya boss!  
They - just - love ya! ....How's things there?"



 "It's OK, just a little problem with the Attorney General
.... and still waiting on the Supremes decision."



"The Supremes? They're back together!
Damn.... I love Diana Ross........
 Man I wish I could be there and get tickets......"



"Maybe next time big guy.......
Now listen, listen to me carefully Joe.
We're moving the nominating convention from
Charlotte to Billings Montana........
I want you to be there on the 3rd of September
and wait for us ......we may be a little late.
Just stay there and wait for us. Okay?
Till then stay in the field up there and get us those votes.....hear?
The secret service guys have your travel itinerary......." 



"10-4. I'm headed to Saskatoon tomorrow........
we ain't conceding that vote to those
rat bastards this time like we did in '08.
I'm gonna make sure of that!" 



"Go get em, Joe.......I'll be in touch......
Don't call us, we'll call you." 



"Right-O......Silver Plugs over and out!"



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