Thursday, November 17, 2011

Obama the Destroyer

President Obama, like the vast majority of  America's progressives and their toadies in media, have whined about “income inequality.” According to The National Review Online income inequality has shrunk during this administration. Unfortunately, it has shrunk for the wrong reasons:
"In the last two years, it’s way down. Recessions are bad for the rich. If you care about inequality per se, recessions are great. That appears to be true, so in 2009 the top 1% I calculated at 17.6%. I’ve seen other calculations a tad under 17%, but it’s basically gone from 23.5 to 17. What’s interesting about 17 is that inequality in 2009 is actually lower than it was during any year of Bill Clinton’s second term."
“The Rich” have taken a hit during this administration. Thanks to President Obama not getting the economy running, the percentage of money millionaires made is 20% less than when Obama took office. And we're not talking about overnight Hip-Hop millionaires or your over payed Athletics here either, we're talking business owners and such.  Jim Hoft, the Gateway Pundit, has frequently called President Obama the “Worst. Jobs. President. Ever.” I think it should be:
"The. Biggest. Wealth. Destroying. President. Ever."


Most presidents increase the country’s wealth. President Obama’s policies have shrunk American wealth. It isn’t just “the rich” that’ve gotten hurt, either. There are more people on food stamps now than ever before. The middle class has shrunk significantly. At some point, people will know that Obama a) a harmful to their bank accounts health, b) has pursued policies that won't ever create wealth or prosperity and c) has increased debt, both personal and national, at a faster rate than any other president in U.S. history.President Obama’s stimulus fed his political allies. His policies have assisted his rich bundler's and union thugs alike. Everyone else has pretty much gotten the shaft.
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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Educational Crash Course #88

Another Installment of Diogenes'
Public Service Educational Series:

'
The Great of Philosophers'



Next in Series: 'Green Technology'
with Cheech & Chong.

...........Class Dismissed!


Educational Crash Course Series Archive
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Monday, November 14, 2011

Born to be Fabulous.......



Scenes from the upcoming movie: 
President  Obama and Sgt. Krotch announce to the nation
a fabulously successful secret "Pink Ops" raid
on an illegally importing French Fashion House.


Pfc.Dufus (Anderson Cooper) in full battle drag.
Sorry, but we won't show what's going on below the 
bottom of the frame.

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Friday, November 11, 2011

Obama Whines Like Little Girl to Women's Group: Those Republican Meanies...

Somebody Pass me a Tissue.

WASHINGTON (AP) - An aggressive President Barack Obama declared Wednesday that congressional Republicans are more interested in dividing the country than in strengthening the economy and accused them of working to overturn advances achieved during his presidency.
"They're more focused on turning back the clock," he told a prominent women's legal group. The president's criticism reiterated complaints about Republican opposition to his jobs bill and the health care law he shepherded through last year.


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Excuse me, Mr. President.... the Republicans are dividing the country? Let's just take a look, shall we? ......are they stirring up class warfare in public while taking wealthy donor's money in private......don't think so, how about playing the same ol' worn out race card every time they find themselves in a losing position....nope, don't believe. Are their toadies in the media working overtime running a propaganda and smear machine that would have made Joseph Goebbels blush? Not to my knowledge. Are they talking out of both sides of their mouths, coddling the elitist crowd on one side and criticizing their wealth to the 'gimme my entitlement' bunch on the other? I think the average working Joe sees right through that. 

And about overturning the advances of your administration? 
Which advances? Oh, you must mean turning the military into another successful liberal social experiment? Or maybe you meant your policies that continue to increase job growth and keep employment from rising above 10% while planning to punish the productive people in society......forgot about that one. Or maybe you meant they want to cut the massive spending that has spurred so much growth in the economy so millions more people don't lose their homes?  Oh, Oh, maybe you meant your guys selling guns to gangster drug dealers in Mexico so as to follow the dead bodies back to the point of distribution. That was genius, pure genius.

And there's the health care bill, the one a bunch of lawyers in congress wrote for you that contains those hidden taxes and is somehow going to cover millions more people for less money, yeah I'm pretty sure they're going after that one for sure. And I'd bet they really don't understand why heads of foreign powers admire your strength as such a powerful and effective world leader.

I know you have a hard job, it must be tough getting things done in between golf rounds, but I have confidence that that 'Hope and Changy' thing will kick in any day now. 

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Conspiracy Theorists Believe the Government is Still Hiding Information About Extraterrestrial Life

"More than 17,000 Americans demand that the Goverment tell the nation exactly what it knows about aliens— and the administration obliges........" The Week Magazine


It's not every day that government officals talk about E.T. But in a recent post on the Official White House website, a high-ranking official in the president's Office of Science & Technology Policy took the time to respond to a burning question from UFO conspiracy theorists. Here's what happened:
The White House has a petition site called "We the People" that allows users to pose questions. If a petition gets enough signatures, it is reviewed by the White House staff and receives an official response. And two petitions, signed by a total of more than 17,000 people, demanded that the government come clean if it was hiding knowledge of extraterrestrial life. The petitioners wrote: "The people have a right to know. The people can handle the truth."

What did the White House say? "Thank you for  signing the petition and asking the Obama administration to acknowledge an extraterrestrial presence here on Earth," the White House's Phil Larson cordially replied. "The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race." And, perhaps to the dismay of conspiracy theorists, Larson stated: "In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public's eye."

And that's all there is to it? Well, not exactly. At least one conspiracy theorist unsatisfied with the White House's response is still "sure" that "there are many secret government programs that the president doesn't know exist," says Melissa Bell at The Washington Post. And Larson did leave the possibility of alien life open for debate, admitting that "among the trillions and trillions of stars," the odds are "pretty high" that a planet like our own may support life, says Britain's Daily Mail.

But because the distance between planets is so vast, the likelihood of contact with actual extraterrestrials is still "extremely small."
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Monday, November 7, 2011

CNN Anchor Issues Apology to Listeners

Wolf Blitzer
Middle Finger News Service - CNN Situation Room anchor Wolf Blitzer made a major error on his weekend broadcast, mistakenly devoting three whole minutes of airtime to covering the campaign of Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX).

Though Blitzer apologized, CNN suspended the anchor without pay for the duration of the election season as a penalty for covering the  second tier libertarian congressman's long-shot presidential bid.
Blitzer began the broadcast focusing on the soft support for top-tier candidates Mitt Romney and Rick Perry when he suggested, unfathomably, that some Republican voters might be giving Ron Paul a second look.

"The show was humming along until Wolfie cut away to some Ron Paul campaign footage," explained CNN contributor and guest on Blitzer's weekend edition, Mary Matalin. "It could've been a mistake, but he just kept talking about Ron Paul and then asked me if I thought Paul had a shot in New Hampshire. I almost threw up in my mouth."

Blitzer's director cut to commercial break during the segment. When the show returned, a visibly shaken Blitzer apologized to his audience for, "Wasting your time and mine with the foolish pipe dream of a viable Ron Paul candidacy." The mea culpa was not enough for Blitzer's employer, CNN.

"We at CNN are committed to covering serious news and serious candidates for president," explained network spokesperson Vicki Carlyle. "The mere fact that Wolf would mention Ron Paul in the same breath as pizza man, Herman Cain and reviled ex-Speaker, Newt Gingrich is troubling, to say the least." Blitzer wrapped the segment with footage of genuinely serious presidential candidate Rick Santorum at an Iowa Super Target produce department, equating gay marriage with picking fruit in front of an enthusiastic crowd of three.
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Friday, November 4, 2011

Michelle O and Caroline Kennedy Discuss the Intimate History of White House

Girls Do Talk

First Lady Michelle Obama waits with Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg in the Green Room of the White House before making remarks to the White House Historical Association, Oct. 31, 2011. The White House hosted a reception to honor the group’s 50th anniversary. 


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The OWS Movement is Just Turning into Another Marxist Turdapalooza

Oakland California




......and some of the usual suspects are joining in:
CBS Atlanta:
"The Rev. Jesse Jackson is lending his support to the Occupy Atlanta movement and says that their efforts are an extension of the struggle for civil rights fought by Jackson, the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. and others."
Rev J.J. please. What a sorry attempt to attach civil rights to another loosing cause and get your 1% ass in front of a camera again. Love that face time, eh Rev?

Fox News.com:

ACORN Officials Scramble, Firing Workers and Shredding Documents, After Exposed as Players Behind Occupy Wall Street Protests.
"Officials with the revamped ACORN office in New York -- operating as New York Communities for Change -- have fired staff, shredded reams of documents and told workers to blame disgruntled ex-employees for leaking information in an effort to explain away a FoxNews.com report last week on the group’s involvement in Occupy Wall Street protests, according to sources."
Acorn.....yeah the same Acorn that has taken your tax money and has been involved in, and gotten away with blatant un-prosecuted voter fraud.
   
And then there's the irony that goes "straight to crazy without passing GO and collecting $200 dollars......." 

"Conservativebyte.com is reporting that the OWS alliance of protesters has gotten tax exempt status. Yes. tax exempt status. That means taxpayers will be footing the bill to some extent of the OWS operations. The only irony here is that the protesters, who oppose capitalism and our very system of governance, are willing, if not eager, to avail themselves of the benefits of capitalism to bring down the very system that is, in essence, supporting their ability to continue in their efforts going forward." 
The list of wealthy 1% hypocrites supporting the whole thing continues to grow, and 1 percenter Michael Moore of course, stands to make money off filming the whole circus. Truth be told, it's going to be interesting to see who is standing in the shadows and supporting the movement in private. And I suspect if violence continues to grow, the media will simply blame it on 'isolated incidents' by a 'small contingency of trouble makers'.
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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

A Dignified, Transcendent First lady?

 "She was already pretty angry, seemingly
unhappy with just about everything."


Joseph Curl
The Washington Times

"Now, she is ready to spew her bilious disgust with America on the campaign trail. A dignified, transcendent first lady? No chance. Michelle is going to break with a hundred years of tradition and play the role of attack dog, heaping derision on her husband’s political opponents like no other first lady before her....."
"And it’s already begun. Mad Michelle this week popped down to Davis Island, Fla., to hobnob with the very people her husband despises - the 1 percent. At a massive mansion on the bay, filled with the wealthiest of the wealthy, America’s first lady launched into a tirade about “them” - the Republicans...."
"So, America’s first lady will travel the country this election season to tell her fellow Americans just how bad it is out there (between lavish vacations, of course)....."
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I say bring it on. I don't think she can convince anyone to vote of her inept husband, much less change anyone's mine that didn't vote for him last time, with hypocritical rhetoric, and only do harm to his chances. She's already know for being the most ungracious first Lady in memory, and class warfare is unbecoming a First Lady who flits around the world on the taxpayers dime.

Besides, who can really take someone serious who looks most often like some wino with the keys to a second hand curtain store dressed her?


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