Sunday, September 26, 2010

The Secret is Out: Joe Biden's New Book


Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Sunday, Sept. 26



EXCLUSIVE: Excerpts From V.P.'s New Book

Recently someone threw a paper bag over the transom of Diogenes’ offices that was found to contained parts of the manuscript to Vice President Joe Biden’s super secret upcoming explosive blockbuster tell-all memoir of the 2008 campaign and first 2 years in office.


Here is a small sample of what it contained:

From the Chapter on Sarah Palin:
 "I do kinda  like that Alaskan broad Sarah Palin!. After the Vice Presidential debates were over, she sent over flowers and a bottle of excellent scotch to me with a note:
"How’s it feel  to get your little Delaware boy ass handed to you by a Lady? Ya know ya did, Joe!"
"Love and Kisses, The Pit bull."


"Then later the  Governor  sent over a signed copy of her #1 bestselling book "Going Rogue" with the inscription: 
 "To my favorite Joe, who could have been a contender, but wound up Champ!"
"Ol’ Joe almost teared up for a second. But the best surprise was she sent with the book a big picture of the cover of her follow up book due out  just in time for the midterm elections."
"Just gotta love her!" 


From the chapter on the Media:
“Barry is such a stuffed shirt when it comes to the whole press thing. I don't know why he gets so nervous when they point a camera or microphone in my direction?  They're all bending over backwards to make us look good, even those Mexicans and Black guys!”
“ I wonder if Wolf Blitzer’s momma named him that because he was born with that beard.  And what kinda  TV name is Rachel Maddow for a man anyway?”


He also talks about his one true love which he brought to D.C. with him.

Biden washing his classic 1981 Pontiac
Trans Am in the White House driveway 

"Back in the day we used to call 'em panty-melters. One babe caught a glimpse of those custom rims after a AC/DC concert in '86 and she couldn't get into that backseat fast enough."
"Gotta  keep her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I'm cruising up and down Pennsylvania Avenue."

Other revelations from the manuscript:

* Biden reveals who in Congress owns the best porno DVD collection.

* Addresses his controversial statement  about “radical Islamist having sex with goats” by clarifying he meant  ” only the ones who actually own goats.” 

* Reports about the in depth discussions at oval office meetings as to why after every return from an overseas mission, Hillary Clinton’s ass looks bigger than before.
  
* After the magnificent victory over Republicans in mid-term elections, Biden plans a whirlwind visit to all 57 states.

The working title to the book is slated to be
" The 2008 Campaign, the Best I can Remember "  

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Saturday, September 25, 2010

How Progressive of Them.

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
Wednesday 25, 2010


Creator of Tea Party Kids Coloring Book 
Receiving Death Threats…


CBS News: Coloring books aren't just about Disney princesses and Dora the Explorer anymore.

 “The Tea Party Coloring Book for Kids,” published by the St. Louis-based Really Big Coloring Books Inc. and sold online for around $4 at  coloringbook.com, has been a big seller – and is causing a stir.

Some are claiming that the book wasn’t made for children at all, but for right-leaning adults, as KSDK notes. Critics say passages in the books are overly political.

“When taxes are too high, the high tax takes away jobs and freedom,” reads one passage. “In 1773 we had a Tea Party and this led to freedom from high taxes. Today we are having another Tea Party and this will lead to freedom from high taxes again!”

According to Wayne Bell, the publisher at Really Big Coloring Books Inc. the purpose of the book is not political.

“We’re not really making a political statement,” he told Hotsheet, noting that his company publishes books on a range of topics, including the Rockettes and Cirque de Soleil. He stressed that the book did not include direct attacks on a political party and contains historical data and information on how a bill becomes a law.

He also noted that his company makes an Obama Coloring Book, which, like the Tea Party book, is featured on the front page of the company’s website. The Tea Party book, he said, is by far the better seller, with demand so high that new books must be printed every day to keep up. “We have sold many thousands,” said Bell, who penned the book.

Bell, who describes himself as a “very liberal, open minded guy,” denies that the Tea Party is behind the book or that any of the money from sales goes to the Tea Party movement.

He said he has even received death threats over the coloring book, both in writing and over the phone.

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Just another fine example of intolerance by the left, who seems can't even let one of the more intelligent of their side make a living in peace.
H/T Weasel Zippers

Thursday, September 16, 2010

So Why Not Him?

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
September 16, 2010

In 1930, somewhere in Hungry, George Schwartz was born — not the best time and place to be born a Jew.

George’s father Theodore tried to change the family’s fortunes by changing their name to something less Jewish-sounding. It didn’t help. And soon war came. When the Nazis took total control of Hungary in 1944, the Holocaust followed. In two months, 440,000 Hungarian Jews were deported to death camps.


To survive, George, then a teenager, collaborated with the Nazis.

First he worked for the Judenrat. That was the Jewish council set up by the Nazis to do their dirty work for them. Instead of the Nazis rounding up Jews every day for the trains, they delegated that murderous task to Jews who were willing to do it to survive another day at the expense of their neighbors. Theodore hatched a better plan for his son. He bribed a non-Jewish official at the agriculture ministry to let George live with him. George helped the official confiscate property from Jews.

By collaborating with the Nazis, George survived the Holocaust. He turned on other Jews to spare himself.

George moved to London after the war and then to New York, where he became a stockbroker. He’s rich now.  

He became known as "the Man Who Broke the Bank of England" after he made a reported $1 billion during the 1992 Black Wednesday UK currency crisis. In 2002 a French court convicted George of insider trading,  a felony   as defined under French securities laws, and fined him $2.3 million, which was roughly the amount that he made using  insider information.

In the United States, he is known for donating large sums of money in an effort to defeat President George W. Bush's bid for re-election in 2004. In an interview with The Washington Post on November 11, 2003, he said that removing George W. Bush from office was the "central focus of my life" and "a matter of life and death." He said he would sacrifice his entire fortune to defeat President Bush, "if someone guaranteed it." During the 2003-2004 election cycle, he donated $23,581,000 to various 527 groups dedicated to defeating President Bush. A 527 group is a type of American tax-exempt organization named after a section of the United States tax code.


Forbes magazine says he’s the 35th richest man in the world. 

Maybe you’ve heard of him. He goes by the name his father invented: George Soros.

During  2003-2004, Soros helped set up the leftwing advocate groups to defeat Bush  and gave  $3 million to the Center for American Progress, $5 million to MoveOn.org, and $10 million to America Coming Together. Today, members of these groups regularly appear on and work with the mainstream media to push a socialist agenda on America, while Soros stands in the background.

No one knows for sure the extent of his involvement…..the man behind the curtain?   With his power and money, some believe him a dangerous man.

 And how does Soros feel about what he did as a teenager?

Has it kept him up at night?


Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes asked him that. Was it difficult? “Not at all,” Soros answered.

“No feeling of guilt?” asked Kroft. “No,” said Soros. “There was no sense that I shouldn’t be there. If I wasn’t doing it, somebody else would be taking it away anyhow. Whether I was there or not. So I had no sense of guilt.

A Nazi would steal the Jews’ property anyways.  So why not him?

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Oh, how the mighty have fallen…

Posted By Diogenes Sarcastica
September 9,2010


Obama Couldn’t Even Fill Community College Recreation Center, Organizers Forced to Recruit Students…

Commander  Zero

Parma Ohio: With less than an hour before President Obama’s scheduled speech, 75 seats remained empty in the recreation center at Cuyahoga Community College’s Western Campus.
 So organizers went around campus and recruited more students to fill the seats. 
Student Jennifer Rahal, of Parma Heights, whose class was canceled today, was working on her art work in the coffee shop in the basement of the building when the call went out for more guests.After dropping off their stuff at a bag check, the newly invited guests cleared security and filed into the gym.
It's believed that city officials all had prior commitments...

H/T Weasel Zippers 

Monday, August 30, 2010

Barry and Michelle Come a Visitin'

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
August 30, 2010



Today the President and first....Lady flew into the great city of New Orleans to pay us a visit and celebrate the devastation and destruction of the city by his predecessor George W. Bush and that little storm that blew through five years ago. Inconspicuously absent were former Mayor Ray "I'm riding this sucker out in Dallas" Nagan, and former Governor Kathleen "What the hell am I suppose to do about it" Blanco. But all an all it was a star studded show of democrat losers that have managed to entertain most of the country with our political nonsense since reconstruction.


There's our fearless leader demonstrating one of his few
examples of Leadership since taking office,
leading the girls down the steps of Air Force one.




 The first bunch is greeted by our most excellent Governor Bobby Jindal.
From the look on the Governor's face I think he's thinking
what most of us are; who the hell is dressing this women?



 Before his speech at Xavier University, Barry and Michelle visit the
Columbia Pac Development to view newly built homes rebuilt 
below sea level and will flood again someday, and will again be rebuilt 
with your federal tax money.  Makes ya proud don't it?


Take Note: the Leader of the Free World, Harvard educated and
said to be the smartest man to ever hold the office, can't figure out how 
to get an umbrella through the gate to the other side! 



New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landreiu here instructs the President how
to operate correctly an umbrella and maneuver gracefully
even while being distracted by the first lady's dress.

Take note: Group of democrats standing outside in the rain talking
instead of standing inside the building behind them.





 Here Barry and Michelle inspect the bobcat front-loader brought in to
scoop up all the bullshit expected from the president's visit. 
By days end, it was said to be well used.




 Our honorable Senator Mary "yes I can be bought for a price"Landreiu (D) about to either throw up or pee in her pants during the
presidents speech. The uninterested one to the right of Mary is
 our Senator David Vitter(R)  who is probably wishing he had
brought ear plugs and who the hell dresses the first lady.






 After the speech Barry and Michelle took time to spend some
time with the folks, spread around a little stimulus money and
create a few of those jobs we keep hearing about.*wink wink*




 In honor of his visit, we did dress the place up a  bit.
But being a red state, I doubt will see him much anytime soon.  


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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Toilet Paper for Everybody!

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
August 28, 2010


Well, the much touted “Summer of Recovery” is coming to an end.  And quite a summer it’s been.

I think this goes without saying, but because I can, I'll say it anyway; this government is fat, bloated, bureaucratic, clueless and out of touch, expensive, unresponsive, and packed to the gills with the worst kind of tax evading career politicians that probably couldn’t pass an entry-level Civil Service exam.

 We now have a government  that couldn’t  order toilet paper without 100 hours of Congressional debate (so that even the “I bought me a seat with daddy’s money”  back-benchers can get 30 seconds of face time on TV), a battle royale between the talking heads of each party, complete with a demonization of both sides by their opponents, six or so teleprompter speeches  by “The Chosen One” on how AIG wrecked the toilet paper market, and the New Department of Anal Cleansing Instruments Czar empowered to make up regulations that affect your  person hygiene without  Congressional debate or approval  and  defend you against Big Charmin.


I can see it now; Keith Olbermann having  an on-air aneurysm over the plight of those who can't afford the two-ply and have to make do with the thin single-sheet that very quickly disintegrates and become embarrassing and uncomfortable, and  is outraged it’s not  to be covered under ObamaCare.

And by the time it's all over, the Government will have worked out some new law that promises "free" TP to every filthy tushy in America...by 2021...and requires a tax on "The Rich", a class now defined as anyone who has at least 30-cents and a bottlecap in his pocket (Naturally, Congress will exempt itself from the TP tax). By the time the government actually purchases the TP from the mill in Congressman X's district, which happens to be the company in Which Senator Y Owns Substantial Stock, they will have underestimated the real need by at least half, and paid three times the going rate. And they would have stuff even worse than the One-Ply Wonder, and which probably scratched like sandpaper, and give half the people who used it tumors.

And don't be at all shocked when the government decides it has the right and responsibility to feed your children whatever it deems appropriate. You should know that the obvious reason why kids are fat is beyond the mental capacity of the typical government bureaucrat to comprehend; it is because they sit around all day playing video games and screwing around on Facebook and YouTube. Maybe if our government employees in the Education Dept. would stop meddling in the school systems, and schools would quit teaching them how to engage in sex, and hire a gym teacher, they wouldn't be so round, and we wouldn't need an expensive new tax payer funded "program" to feed kids rotten vegetables at gourmet prices.

So, it should come as no surprise that the people who brought you the Fannie and Freddie debacle, the Mortgage Bailout Program which Failed Spectacularly, who have recklessly spent billions of tax payer dollars ensuring that complete deadbeats can keep a house paid for by someone else's money long after they should have, and which devastated residential neighborhoods with an explosion of foreclosures, should suddenly decide that it knows everything about, and the money to spend, planning the healthy child and their brave new world.

So, when I read that the government can't count, and the people they hired to count for them are a bunch of crooks, I'm not surprised. And when we observe that the President of the United States is basically out of step with two thirds of the country, but still takes a victory lap for something he hasn't done, or worse, for something he's screwed up even more, I'm not surprised.

For me, November can't come soon enough!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Speaker Pelosi Calls for Investigation of Ground Zero Mosque Opposition.

Posted by Thought Criminal #49158 
August 18. 2010

This Should Erase any Doubt About the Need for the Present Congressional Leadership to Be Voted Out of Power! 

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"There is no question there is a concerted effort to make this a political issue by some. And I join those who have called for looking into how ... this opposition to the mosque is being funded." - Nancy Pelosi
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Funded? Is there always a diabolical conspiracy when someone disagrees with you?


 I find it extremely ironic that lefties, after attacking the Exercise of Religion of some groups in the courts for the last 50 years, have all of a sudden discovered the Constitutional protections guaranteed therein. 
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Build the mosque where you wish, it's your right. Just don't give America the middle finger doing it and expect us to not speak up! 

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Labor Department Announces Reduction in Vice Presidents Hours

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
August 05,2010



Due to continuing bad economic numbers, slow growth in the job market, forecast of weak growth in the private sector during the coming year and a Vice President that stumbles through the darkness with an unlighted candle,  the U.S. Labor Secretary  announced yesterday a cut in Vice President Joe Biden's hours.


But late Friday,  Biden was spotted eagerly greeting customers at the entrance of the Wal-mart in his home town of  Dover Delaware where he has taken a part-time job.

Local media are quoted as reporting Biden was overheard trying to discuss foreign policy with an irritated and impatient elderly woman who just stopped to ask him where she could find the dishwashing detergent and anti-flatulent products.  Biden told a local  reporter he is proud of his service to the people of Delaware, representing them in Washington, and this part-time job at Wal-mart is no different. "Hey, this is a big f**king deal for ol' Joe, know what I'm  saying?"  the Vice President was heard whispering to the store manager, Kling Phree.


Sunday, August 1, 2010

Was There Really Ever Any Doubt?

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
August 2, 2010

FBI Releases FOIA File on Liberal Favorite Howard Zinn, Reveals He Lied About Being a Member of Soviet-Controlled CPUSA…


The prominent "progressive" historian Howard Zinn, whose books are force-fed to young people on many college campuses, was not only a member of the Moscow-controlled and Soviet-funded Communist Party USA (CPUSA) but lied about it, according to an FBI file released on Friday. 

The file, consisting of three sections totaling 423 pages, was made available on the FBI's website and released in response to a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.

Zinn taught in the political science department of Boston University for 24 years, from 1964 to 1988, and has been a major influence on the modern-day "progressive" movement that backed Barack Obama for president.

Although Zinn denied being a member of the CPUSA, the FBI file discloses that several reliable informants in the party identified Zinn as a member who attended party meetings as many as five times a week.

What's more, one of the files reveals that a reliable informant provided a photograph of Zinn teaching a class on "Basic Marxism" at party headquarters in Brooklyn, New York, in 1951. A participant in the class said that Zinn taught that "the basic teaching of Marx and Lenin were sound and should be adhered to by those present."


Bill Bigelow of the "Rethinking Schools" website said Zinn was "an activist-a socialist, a pacifist, an antiracist, who never strayed from his conviction that humanity was capable of making this a much better world."

That "much better world" turns out to be communism.
 

Read More Here and Here

H/T Weasel Zippers  

Friday, July 30, 2010

Let Me Get This Straight....

Weekend Rants
July 31, 2010


It seems the Federal Government sued the State of Arizona in order to make the following points:

1. The Executive Branch has reserved the power and right to decide NOT to enforce laws passed by the Legislative Branch ,and deemed Constitutional by the Judicial Branch, if it finds doing so to be politically troublesome.

2.  That the Executive Branch, having made a decision upon which laws are to be followed and which can be chucked for political purposes, can declare that since it won't uphold the laws it is Constitutionally-required to enforce, that no one else can assume that responsibility in it's stead.


Good going guys!

Once again the Administration, it's naked partisanship and political tin ear evident because it has taken yet another unnecessary action that two-thirds of the country disagrees with, has finally laid to rest some of the myths about the political left that have been repeated for at least a century; These people are not evil little conspirators, playing at romantic revolutionary. They are not sublimely intellectual souls who simply see the world differently in subtler shades of grey than we mortals. They certainly aren't champions of the Common Man, fighting for his rights and freedoms, rising to the defense of personal liberties.

They're just a bunch of self-serving political retards. Smart people (defined as: having just enough sense not to shave your own ass with a cheese grater, and a bottle of Witch Hazel) simply don't do things like this. The amazing thing is that they're all lawyers, the President has even taught Constitutional Law, (so they say) but apparently none of them has bothered to read the document in question, and if they have, they possess this ability to misunderstand the English Language to such an extent that I'm surprised they haven't "discovered" the right to stand in your front yard, completely naked, with three barking dachshunds and a light bulb jammed up your butt while saluting the swastika.

For all the Harvard, Yale and Princeton graduates in the Administration, none of them seems to be able to find their own asses with both hands and a flashlight. The next time someone tells you the Ivy League schools are the best, you should point out to them that the Obamabots and the MBA's who ran Freddie, Fannie, Lehman Brothers, and AIG, were mostly Ivy Leaguers.

That should shut em up.

........And  John Kerry. Got ya self a 7 Million dollar yacht sailboat do ya?
 Had her custom-built in New Zealand, and moved from Massachusetts to Rhode Island, allegedly to avoid paying luxury taxes on it. Hummm?

Nothing like making sure you Buy American,  making sure you put some folks in Massachusetts (where I'm told they DO make some pretty spiffy luxury yachts) to work, and leading by example in a time of financial crisis, where the American people are being asked to sacrifice and give Uncle Sam just a Little Bit More (Little Bit More defined as: the Lion's Share of the 50% of your income we don't already tax) to pay for all the"Change you Can Believe In"...and you don't even make a show of sharing that sacrifice. In fact, you tried to find a way to circumvent the law.  And I'll bet you still lay awake at night trying to figure out just how it was that you lost to that boob George W. Bush.  It seems your only real talent is for marrying wealthy widows. Frankly, we're incredibly fortunate to have been spared the unmitigated disaster that would have been a Kerry Administration, Senator.

I gotta go, the gumbo is almost ready!
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Monday, July 19, 2010

Google's Wi-Spying and Intelligence Ties.

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
July 19,2010



In 2005, the Bush administration pressured Google Inc. to help the National Intelligence Agencies by turning over search results of Google Earth and Google Maps, specifically the searches involving classified or sensitive U.S. installation worldwide, as well as views of possible terrorist targets of known interest inside the U.S. culled from interrogations and investigation by U.S. and foreign intelligence organizations. Google flatly refused, slammed the Bush Administration for civil liberties violations and sought court protection.
All of which makes this story just that much more weird.

From PR Newswire:
Citing new information about Google's classified government contracts and the Internet giant's admitted Wi-Spying activity, Consumer Watchdog today said it is more imperative than ever for the Energy and Commerce Committee to conduct hearings into possible privacy violations by Google.
"Based on today's Washington Post, it appears that Google holds classified U.S. government contracts to supply search and geospatial information to the U.S. government. In addition, White House records show that Google executives have been holding meetings with U.S. national security officials for undisclosed reasons. Finally, it also appears that Google's widely criticized efforts to collect wireless network data on American citizens were not inadvertent, contrary to the company's claims."
"This raises serious questions about whether Google has engaged in a reckless effort to amass private data without giving any thought to the possible misuse of that information, and whether it can be trusted to safeguard the information it collects from the prying eyes of the U.S. government."
It has also been widely reported that Google has been working in "partnership" with the National Security Agency, the very same government body that illegally intercepted the private communications of millions of Americans during the Bush administration. 


The 2006 the Google dudes, Sergey Brin and Larry Page, appeared many times on leftest blogs and on cable news shows claiming they would have no part in Bush's blatant violations of America's Civil liberties.  It's also an interesting fact that Brin and Page were both very large contributers to Obama's Presidential campaign in 2008. I guess like some on the left who can praise foreign dictators, turn their heads and ignore voter intimidation, the oppression of women and hypocritical actions of environmentalist, the Google dudes can also justify in their world the secret involvement in activities they publicly abhor, all the while playing footsie with a administration they support.
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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Atheists Using Hair Dryers to 'De-Baptize

Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica
July18, 2010


According to Euripides, it looks like the dogmatic atheist, Edwin Kagin, has discovered another way to be offensive, yet condescending toward religion and the religious in this country. Read more at Self Evident Truths.
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