Showing posts with label Moochell Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Moochell Obama. Show all posts

Friday, November 9, 2018

The Queen of All America: A Memoir


Middle Finger News Book Review

Former first lady Michelle Obama has chosen to bless us with her first book post-White House,  a memoir titled “Becoming” that is set to hit the store shelves Tuesday. It follows Obama’s journey from the South Side of Chicago to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Middle Finger News was able to steal attain an advance readers copy of the 426-page book and undertook the arduous task of reading it so you don't have to. We even mustered enough enthusiasm to write a review for you, because we're just that kinda people.......

Even though she resides in the top .001% of wealth, power and celebrity, Ms. Obama never lets us forget the deep personal pain of growing up in a middle-class, two-parent household and receiving one of the finest educations the world can offer. She gives the reader the impression she's felt most of her life people saw her a large unattractive woman, because so many address her "Sir".

The most interesting parts of the generally boring ramblings were about the Fame and Fortune of White House Years, when America dressed her in the finest, and kissed her feet as their Queen Mrs. Obama tells of her overwhelming feeling of apprehension to take all those wonderful royal, incredibly luxurious, taxpayer-paid vacations, vacations sometime under the guise of education, that along with moms Robinson and daughters Sushi and Malaria, cost the us millions of dollars. But, because she is was elected queen of all America, she considers that cost her just due. She bravely confesses to us her mother being “a little bit” wary about her effeminate future son-in-law being part cracker, a product of a white mom and black dad. But she tells us that apprehension was finally wiped away while kicked back collecting a pension and living in her own apartment with antique four-poster bed and sitting area on the third floor of the White House, living large at the taxpayer expense. 

The most touching parts of Mrs. Obamas memoirs tells us one of her warmest memories as First Lady was while a lengthy taxpayer funded vacation in Europe she was honored by the city of Milan and Italian Government with a sculpture done in her honor, 'The Grosso Culo', capturing in stone the very essence of America's First lady. Mrs. Obama also devotes a chapter of thoughts on her devoted love of Charity work and another on memories of her many requested Television appearances, and a non-blockbuster movie of her budding bromance with a young Barack.

All in all, The Prestigious Middle Finger Book Review gives  Michelle Obama's Memoir "Becoming" 2 of 7 Stars. It's printed on really nice quality paper and is quite hefty for it's size, so if you happen to receive a copy as a gift this holiday season, it will make an excellent doorstop and the cover image should help keep rodents at bay. ~T.M.


Tugs McWilson is Middle Finger News Senior Book Review Editor. Tugs is a father of 9 (that he knows of) and holds a degree in recycling from the California School of Sanitation. A retired manager of Minute Oil Change, Tugs is an avid reader, or at least that's what we've been told. 

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                          MJA@IOTWReport for the Linkage!

Friday, April 28, 2017

Barky and Big Foot Join the Ranks of Grifters


DCW -This week Barack Obama was paid nearly a million dollars for two short speeches. The payment appears to be for a “job well done.” Under Obama Wall Street profits soared while Main Street continued to struggle and the gap between the rich and the poor has never been greater. And those Wall Street profits were primarily financed on the back of Mr. Obama’s history-shattering levels of deficit spending. Seems there is a great deal of money to be made giving speeches about caring for the poor.

The first speech he signed up for is a banking summit where he will earn a quick $400,000 speaking and schmoozing with the very people he convinced voters he was against. The second speech was a 90-minute giggle and nod affair given in front of a roomful of Wall Street media advertisers. These paid speeches are but the first of many likely to come from the Obama Machine.

Michelle Obama is also being scheduled for similar money-grab speeches in the coming months as well to the very same organizations she railed against when her husband was running for president in 2008. It appears their conscience has a price and for now, that price is about $400,000 a pop.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Moochell Obama’s Final Scorecard As First Lady


As we on the right recognized long ago, Michelle Obama has been one of the worst First Lady’s ever. Sure she could be charming and well spoken when she needed to be, but we could see through the facade and saw the angry black woman. Liberals are falling all over themselves to praise her in these final days, and they keep saying her ratings are through the roof. We see her for who she really is, someone who has really done nothing to help America.

Michelle Obama is put up on a pedestal by the black community for no other reason than being First Lady. According to The Root here are the five of the things Michelle did that the liberals say were her best moments:

1. Launching the Let’s Move! Initiative 
2  Becoming BFFs With BeyoncĂ© 
3. Taking a Chance on a Guy Who Made Less Money Than She Did 
4. Hosting an African Dance Class at the White House 
5. Rocking, Like, a Thousand Different Hairstyles

Okay, I'll wait for you to stop laughing......

The actual article is titled, “The 10 Blackest Things Michelle Has Ever Done,” and for an African-American magazine that translates into why they believe Michelle is the best. 

Those of us who watched her closely throughout Barky’s presidency know that she started her tenure with telling us why she has never been proud of America.  Now, she is ending it by saying that America is hopeless in her interview with Oprah. She thinks we are hopeless because Obama was the guy who brought us hope and now he is leaving. However, we all know Obama brought us nothing but division.

Michelle will go down as the first African-American First Lady, that is what primarily she will be remembered for. But she will also be known as the First Lady who travel widely at our expense. Vacationing under the guise of education, along with moms Robinson and daughters Sushi and Malaria, were joined by Meryl Streep for a jaunt around Africa and the Mediterranean, along with romps through China and Europe.

Spending $100 million in expenses on a vacation and using the cover that it was for promoting girls’ education is rich.  But even these extravagances will fade with time. All the other rude gestures and the big spending will be forgotten. She will have left no mark and will be remembered for nothing of value.   

Any personal comparisons to a cultured Jacqueline Kennedy or a graceful Nancy Regan are ludicrous. She lowed the bar considerably, let fruity gay fashion designers dress her like a clown and made a fool of herself on public. She was African-American first, and the First Lady of that race. Over time that won’t be much to remember, either.  You can take the girl out of the ghetto, but.....

Michelle Obama, the First Lady who had eight years, the position and capital to do good in this world, but really didn’t do a damn thing worthwhile. 

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Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Melania Trump Should Be Grateful Mooch's Designer Refuses to Dress Her

"Let me add my two cents here: She looks like the lounge furniture at a Las Vegas tranny bar." - MJA
And here's Dianny's take: Melania dodged a bullet.
Here is one of Mooch's recent gowns from the "Painter's Drop Cloth Collection