Sunday, February 19, 2017

CNN to Issue Warnings for Sensitive Viewers


MFNS - NEW YORK – The Board of CNN Inc. and it's worldwide news division have announced starting Monday a new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences. CNN has estimated that millions of viewers have turned off CNN because of their growing fear that Trump may appear on their screens and further traumatize them with his blunt language, harsh political realities & brutish no nonsense diplomatic tact. 



CNN's Wolf Blitzer made the announcement Saturday:
“We know the mere mention of President’s Trump name or the sight of his face is enough to trigger serious emotional distress or even seizures in a large part of our viewing audience so we believe that this is an appropriate policy for our time. Families with children will really appreciate this warning, as the mere sight of Trump reportedly makes many babies, small infants, and millennials cry uncontrollably. 
Just as we issue warnings before showing bloody, mangled corpses after mass murders or terrorist attacks, so we will issue warnings before showing the face of Donald J. Trump or mentioning his name. We would prefer to avoid the mention of Mr. Trump’s name altogether if possible,  But Trump is President of the United States now, so it’s difficult to completely avoid the subject of Trump no matter how badly we want to not mention the name of Trump ever again. Trump. 
It seems that Trump is a President that many people really love to hate. While many people really love to hate him, they prefer to hate him from their own designated ‘safe space,’ wherever that may be. Many people prefer to sit on their own toilet with their iPhone and hate Trump and curse his name." 
CNN also promised at least 15 minutes of “Trump-free” programming every hour, from 15 minutes to 30 minutes after each hour. Blitzer concluded his annoncement: 

“We would like people to know that for those 15 minutes, that CNN itself is a safe space from the menace of Donald Trump’s face and the menace of Trump’s unholy name. Even during the rest of the hour we may have some Trump-free programming.”
Even some journalists also want safe spaces and so that they are not triggered by having to cover Trump from the White House press pool. One anonymous Wall Street Journal reporter and frequent White House press pool correspondent confessed to being “horrified at the mere sight of Trump. He triggers me into two minutes of total hate for him at least every day. I am trying to get out of covering Trump. I want to cover less offensive leaders, such as Kim Jong-Un. Or that President Erdogan of Turkey. He seems nice.”

World leaders also praised CNN’s decision. Angela Merkel of Germany praised CNN for “showing sensitivity to world audiences for whom the fact that Trump is so-called leader of the free world is a fact too terrifying to contemplate.”

Friday, February 17, 2017

Thursday, February 16, 2017

CNN: Trump A Bad Bad Meanie!


ACTOR ISSUES OSCAR CHALLENGE

Calls Out Hollywood Hypocrites


Actor and Singer Robert Davi (if you like Frank Sinatra, check this guy's music out) has issued a challenge to his brother's and sisters of the entertainment industry.  In an open letter, Davi challenges Hollywood hypocrites to put your money where your mouth is.  Davi's letter comes following a string of political statements made by celebrities at award shows. 

via Mr. Pinko:
“I propose that Meryl Steep, Chelsea Handler, Richard Gere, Robert DeNiro, Christoph Waltz and others lead an Oscar first: let’s do away with the rules, barriers, and tickets to the Oscars and after-parties, such as the swanky Vanity Fair party or the Weinsteins’ star-studded affair. I ask all migrants, all illegal immigrant criminals and all un-vetted refugees to converge on Hollywood to come to the Oscars and all the after-parties, even those held at the mansions or the Chateau Marmont or anywhere else. After all, we in the Hollywood community want to show all Islamic extremists that we have love in our hearts — and what better way to do that than by inviting them along on our most important night?
 It’s time the walls and electronic security gates come down. There are roughly 3,600 seats to the Oscars; we should have at least 2,500 seats reserved for illegal aliens, refugees and migrants, or maybe even more. For those celebrities skipping the ceremony, each should invite at least 100 illegal aliens, refugees or migrants to come to their home to watch the Oscars with them. The Academy and the Vanity Fair people should also get the 150 criminals who have recently been deported from Los Angeles and bring them to the show as honored guests.”
Since Hollywood holds such a kinship with the downtrodden of America these days, Davi's suggestion shouldn't be very much of a problem, No? 

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Late-Night Trump Derangement

Images by Bob Mack

"Lord only knows how many viewers the constant Trump bashing has driven away, though rumor has it that midnight ratings for re-runs of “My Mother The Car” have inexplicably spiked.  And as professionals, the late-night hosts seem to be ignoring the comedic gold mine that is the Democrats.  After all, a party that features laugh riots like Maxine Waters (“…the fact that [Trump] is wrapping his arms around Putin while Putin is continuing to advance into Korea…” uh, that’s Crimea, Max), Sheila Jackson-Lee (“Homicide is the leading cause of murder.”), and Cryin’ Chuckie Schumer would seem to be tailor-made for any competent comic." - Bob Mack 

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Booger Eating Leftist Claim Trump is Hoping for a Terrorist Attack



DownTrend - Like a gaggle of acid juiced orangutans in an animal behavior experiment, leftists continue to one up each other in terms of crazy. The devastating and unexpected collapse of Queen Hillary the inevitable coupled with Donald Trump’s election win has driven the moonbats into the mouth of madness. Engaging in throwing public tantrums and a spewing out a daily orgy of idiocy, leading figures on the left are spinning tales of doom and paranoia over the barely month old Trump administration.

The winner of the coveted whacko of the week award goes to radical environmentalist Bill McKibben, a beloved and heroic figure to liberals. When it comes to preaching the gospel of global warming McKibben is right up there with exalted climate pope Al Gore and he can bring the hellfire and brimstone. Unbelievably, Batshit Bill is claiming that President Trump and adviser Steve Bannon are actually rooting for a terrorist attack in order to exercise dictatorial power.

McKibben took to The Guardian to write Donald Trump and Steve Bannon have turned the White House against America



What the freaks, flakes, fruits and fascists on the left can’t be bothered to mention is that their hero Barack Obama presided over a buildup of a gargantuan Orwellian surveillance machine and the big government police state to enforce a vendetta against dissenters. A machine that they themselves may be subjected to if they don’t cease and desist with their thinly disguised efforts to mount a color revolution against the Trump administration.

Despite McKibben’s hysteria he has one thing right and that is that the left and the Democrats will be blamed if there is a terrorist attack on American soil resulting from their turning Trump’s executive order restricting travel from a handful of Islamic jihad factories into a political football.

Monday, February 13, 2017

It's Time.....

Yeah, You Knew It Was Coming......

 
On Sunday night’s 59th annual Grammy awards, British singer-songwriter Adele took home the top honors. The songstress won all five awards she was nominated for including Record and Song of the Year for “Hello,” and Album of the Year for 25.
However, the biggest takeaway was that Adele upset Beyoncé for her hit song “Formation” and album Lemonade. While Adele was thrilled for being the first artist to sweep the top honors twice, many of Beyoncé’s fans blamed White Supremacy for her victory.
READ THE WHINY RACIST TWEETS HERE

It's Time to Start Indicting Mayors of Sanctuary Cities

Aiding, Abetting, Harboring, Encouraging Illegals is a Felony
Any person who . . . encourages or induces an alien to . . . reside . . . knowing or in reckless disregard of the fact that such . . . residence is . . . in violation of law, shall be punished as provided . . . for each alien in respect to whom such a violation occurs . . . fined under title 18 . . . imprisoned not more than 5 years, or both.”  
Section 274 felonies under the federal Immigration and Nationality Act, INA 274A(a)(1)(A):
A person (including a group of persons, business, organization, or local government) commits a federal felony when she or he: 
* assists an alien s/he should reasonably know is illegally in the U.S. or who lacks employment authorization, by transporting, sheltering, or assisting him or her to obtain employment, or
* encourages that alien to remain in the U.S. by referring him or her to an employer or by acting as employer or agent for an employer in any way, or
* knowingly assists illegal aliens due to personal convictions.
In addition, individuals or entities who engage in racketeering enterprises that commit (or conspire to commit) immigration-related felonies are subject to private civil suits for treble damages and injunctive relief.  
 
Federal Immigration and Nationality Act Section 8 USC 1324
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Sunday, February 12, 2017

Tragedy Strikes Grammy Awards.



Band of Horses Drummer Put Down After Breaking Leg.

Middle Finger News - Staples Center. Tragedy struck the 59th Annual Grammy Awards during a performance of the up and coming Indie Rock band 'Band of Horses' tonight when drummer BoBo Adams suffered a career-ending leg injury and was euthanized on the spot, according to horrified crowd members. The incident did not air on CBS because of the usual broadcast delay.
“It was such a good show. We were all having a good time, and then Adams jumped from the drum riser after the number they did ended..... you know.....a classic rock drummer move. But when he landed, the pop echoed through the hall and blood went everywhere."
“The room just went silent. We all hoped he would pop up, but it was definitely over for him. I could totally see bone,” added fan Trudy Blink, who witnessed the injury and resulting putting down of Adams from just behind the stage barrier.

“It’s not something we like to do, but with such a fragile breed like drummers, there's likely no coming back from that kind of a break,” said Al Henry, a first responder who ensured humane treatment.
“There was no time to get him back to the green room, so unfortunately, we had to put him down right there on stage.”
BOH road manager Alice Beater told MFN:
"At least poor BoBo went out without having to suffer through that pregnant ghetto chick and her whacked-out narcissistic 'LOOK AT ME" performance, or the tribute to bathroom pervert George Michael." 

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Saturday, February 11, 2017

Middle Finger News Goes All Project Veritas and Stuff

MFNS Exposes the Left's Official Guide to Hounding the
Trump Regime Wherever They May Be

We here at MFNS Inc. have always toiled to bring you what others dare not bring. Underground interviews, covert photos and leaked secret information as well as news stories no one else will touch. 

After watching the protest of the new Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, we decided to do our own little 'Project Veritas' and covertly attend the local chapter of "Disrupt Trump for the Next 4 Years Bitches" and record the proceedings.  

Due to budget restraints, mainly because our senior reporter that shall not be named EARL who travels quite frequently to exotic destinations like Acapulco,Tahiti and Monte Carlo chasing leads (we are still waiting for you to file, Earl) there was no money for a super-duper hidden video spy type camera. But we did get a hold of a old Sony Walkman off ebay to record the meeting on a used cassette tape thingy. 


The formal speaker and chapter organizer, Emily Fecalmann, a former Women's Studies professor at Grim Community College told the crowd the Trump regime should be literally hounded everywhere they go, but violence was not necessary, slyly suggesting blooding one's self up for effect and the media was always a tactic to keep in mind.  

"We know it might be more tempting to just hurl a shoe at them, like that Iraqi guy did to George W. Bush whose flexibility in ducking the shoe impresses us TO THIS DAY, but violence is bad, and also the “NOT TOUCHING, CAN’T GET MAD, NOT TOUCHING, CAN’T GET MAD!” method of sustained protest works better over the long run anyway....."
Here are seven of her most important rules in that spirit she told the crowd for when they run into various members of the Trump regime, and what you might say to annoy them when they see them............ or at least the ones we could remember. The Walkman quit working.

* If you see Sean Spicer buying all the cinnamon gum from the store, politely say Melissa McCarthy I just love you and ask for her autograph and tell her what great work she’s been doing on SNL.

* If you see Ivanka Trump, tell her she makes ugly clothes, and solemnly swear if she lets her dad do anything to hurt the LGBT community, the gays and Tranny's will abandon their impersonations of her and refuse to do her hair and make-up anymore.


Persistent Little Bastard Ain't He?


ALBANY, NY - Feb.7th  (U.S. Attorney’s Office Press Release) – Jose Alejandro Balderas-Figueroa, age 36, a former resident of Pelham, Alabama, was sentenced yesterday to time served (six weeks in jail) for illegally re-entering the United States. The announcement was made by United States Attorney Richard S. Hartunian and Chief Patrol Agent John C. Pfeifer, United States Border Patrol, Swanton Sector.

As part of his guilty plea, Balderas-Figueroa admitted that he returned to the United States almost immediately after he was removed to Mexico on October 6, 2016. Balderas-Figueroa also admitted that he had been removed to Mexico four other times, on May 18, 2015, September 7, 2014, January 25, 2007 and June 5, 2000.

On December 23, 2016, Balderas-Figueroa was arrested by United States Border Patrol Agents just south of the international border in the vicinity of Champlain, New York. Following his sentencing, Balderas-Figueroa was remanded to the custody of the Department of Homeland Security, which will place Balderas-Figueroa into removal proceedings.

Friday, February 10, 2017

NASA Releases Latest View of US From the Space Station


DMF/MFNS Celebrates Black History Month

By MFNS Freelance Reporter Roach Clip Johnson Jr.
Editor Emeritus of The Hawaiian Maui Wowie Free Press

* This is a first in a series by Middle Finger News celebrating Black History Month (well that is if we decide to do more, we have other things to do just like y'all ya know).

We begin our series with a true success story of a man named Barry. Barry was born it is believed somewhere in the southern hemisphere during the dark backward days of the 1960's.

Barry began growing up a very confused young boy. His mother was white, his father was a Kenyan and had been married to another woman other then his mother and his step-father was Indonesian.  He was living in an Asian culture, going to a Catholic school and surrounded by Muslims. To top it off, everyone kept telling him he was a Black African American Negro of Color.  

While playing with balls was one of his favorite activities, Barry struggled  mightily at sports being left-handed and somewhat uncoordinated, something that would follow him his entire life. But what he lacked on the playground he made up in charm. At the age of ten, Barry was shipped off by his mother to live under the thumb of his white communist oriented maternal grandparents in the white supremacist world of the United states. While growing up in Hawaii Barry felt the sting of racism all through his teen years.



Barry escaped the bigotry and oppression of America by turning to drugs with the few friends he made in high school. They formed the now legendary drug syndicate "The Choom Gang."  But Barry did managed to get through the haze and graduate high school and fled his oppressors in Hawaii to the mainland and enrolled in the small leftist Occidental College in Los Angles. 


Later Barry adopted his father's full African name "Barack Hussein Obama" to get foreign student quota and higher entrance exam scores as well as affirmative action placement at Columbia University. After Graduation with a B.S. he went to work for "The Man" at  The Public Interest Research Group in Chicago. There he began a life of activism that he would become most known for. Barry managed somehow to get into Harvard Law School in the fall of 1988. In 1991 he moved back to Chicago and did some community organizing on the side while writing his first book, a fanciful fictional biography call "Dreams From My Father" or something like that. 

While in Chicago in 1989 Barry had meet a rather large and unattractive south side ghetto girl named Michelle Robinson who took little interest in the big eared community organizer. He chased her till she caught him. They tied the knot in 1992. 




Finding it difficult to satisfy the appetite of Michelle who was eating him out of house and home, Barry joined Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland,  a law firm specializing in civil rights litigation and general mayhem in the courts to help pay the feed bill.  But in 1995 Barry scored big cheese with his manuscript of "Dreams from My Father" to the tune of 1.6 million and he and Michele moved on up like the Jeffersons to Hyde Park in Chicago. 

Barry went on to be considered one of Chicago's most celebrated Community Organizers, best known for his efforts in registering over 160,000 low-information voters all across Chicago who were too damn lazy to get there asses on a bus and get down to the courthouse and sign up to vote.


Barry Soetoro, a true Black History Success Story. 


Thursday, February 9, 2017

Democrats 2017: A Party of Frothing Lunatics


Nan Pelosi, Maxie Waters and Lizzy Warren, the humorist out-front faces of the women of the modern Democrat Party. Pelosi and Waters loony public statements and Elizabeth Warren’s recent actions have led to some humorous headlines, such as “Senate votes to shut up Elizabeth Warren.” after impugning another senator while she droned on in a lengthy speech against the nomination of Sen. Jeff Sessions. And of course, when the left is losing the argument, out comes the race card.

According to Fox Business:
Dr. Alveda King, niece of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., however, said Senator Warren is using the King named to play the race card and stir up emotions. 
“In that letter [Coretta Scott King] would be referring to some of [Sen. Jeff Sessions] comments,” King told the FOX Business Network’s Neil Cavuto. “However, she would agree today that he of course ended some [school segregation and] he worked to prosecute members of the KKK.” 
“It’s almost like a bait and switch, stir up the emotions, in the name of King — and my name is Alveda King — [and] play the race card, which she was attempting to do.” 
In another example of Lizzy's hypocrisy, Warren hounded Betsy DeVos for her support of school choice, a policy she defended in 2003 in her book "The Two Income Trap." 

Where Are The Falling Pianos When You Need One?

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Shark Narrowly Avoids Consuming Rancid Prey


Barky Does Water Sports

Lyin' Brian Blames Conservative Media for Mistrust of Establish Media

NewsBusters - In another hilarious case of irony, MSNBC's 'The 11th Hour'  host and serial liar Brian Williams teed up guest Charlie Sykes on Tuesday to lambaste conservative media (like the one you’re reading) for being why no one trusts mainstream media in the age of Trump and alternative facts.

Sykes and Williams offered no arguments or examples of how the establishment media have torpedoed their own credibility with false stories and a decidedly liberal slant. Instead, it was an exclusive attack on conservatives for supposedly enabling President Trump to offer misstatements without consequences.

Wiliams welcomed Sykes after his “provocative” Sunday column in The New York Times, which sent liberals swooning. Williams read the following excerpt from the piece entitled “Why nobody cares the President is lying”:
"The cumulative effects of attacks [on the mainstream media] was to delegitimize those outlets and essentially destroy much of the right’s immunity to false information. We thought we were creating a savvier, more skeptical audience. Instead, we opened the door for President Trump, who found an audience that could be easily misled."
Overall, the former conservative host stated that his “concern is not just that's Trump is lying” but “it's an attack on the concept of the truth itself — of credibility and my main concern is that you'll have millions of voters at some point who will basically say, "what is truth?"

Failing to realize that he’s joined an echo-chamber in which Manhattan elites sit around reading The New York Times and The New Yorker while watching The Daily Show, Sykes knocked anyone supporting Trump as "picking the facts that confirm our bias, that support our guy and ignore the facts that don't support our guy. And then we're in a very, very, you know, dangerous place for democracy," he surmised.

Once again, the irony can’t be lost on how this is occurring on a Brian Williams-hosted program. The man who lied about seeing bodies floating during Hurricane Katrina and being shot down during the Iraq War .-  READ MORE

Williams With His Friend the Late Samuel Clemens

Uh-Oh.... Democrats in Their Own Words.....

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Put A Sock In It Bruce...... Just Play Your Crappy Songs.

Springsteen Throws Verbal Rock Star Molotovs in Sidney 
"You are not alone in resisting the idea that a refugee is beneath you or an enemy, just as you are not alone in wanting to get to Mary's Place for that party. You can believe that a petty tyrant can be thrown aside just as you can believe that Max Weinberg will pound the living tripe out of those drums in She's The One as if he were 22, not four decades older." 

Monday, February 6, 2017

Maximum Maxine Trumpets From the Dais: "We Gonna Get Ya Sucka!"


Anytime US Representative Maxine Waters (D-Cal) gets close to a microphone you know you're in for a treat. The bombastic wig-hat wearing Representative from Los Angles' verbal political wanderings are legendary. Rarely is she seen anymore outside of press conferences by the Congressional Caucus of Black Folks that the media usually ignores. But Monday Nancy P. decided to gave her the mic.....then regretted it. 
“How can a president who is acting the manner he is acting — whether he’s talking about the travel ban, the way he’s targeted Muslims, or whether he’s talking about his relationship to (Vladimir) Putin and the Kremlin and knowing that they have hacked our (Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee) and the (Democratic National Committee)”
But then the wheels began falling off Waters’ rhetoric wagon as she uttered "And knowing that he's responsible for supplying the bombs that killed innocent children and families in, um, in, um....." forgetting the name before someone behind her murmured. Aleppo. "Yeah, in Aleppo."

Waters continued in typical Maxine style..... 
"And the fact that he is wrapping his arms around Putin while Putin is continuing to advance into Korea." 
Korea, Crimea, what's the difference, besides spellings, cultures and continents?  Then referring to that man evil Trump, she said:
"I think he’s leading himself into that kind of position where folks will begin to ask. What are we going to do? Eventually, we've got to do something about him."
Nancy had to jump in a say this was not about impeachment today. "Trump has broke no laws......." video Here

Then Maxine managed to get some rare face time on CNN and told Brooke Baldwin  on CNN's "Newsroom." that Trump is creating "chaos and division."
"This man is questionable. And because we have suspicions -- many of us -- about who is, where he came from, what his actions are, and all of his conflicts ... we have to find out more about him and some of that leads to the possibility of impeachment."
Funny thing Maxine. I remember some people saying something kinda similar about the previous president and you were yelling about Disrespectful Racist!

....and we'll be waiting to hear your spin on this evil deed in the coming days. 

If The Left Believes Themselves So Righteous and Correct, Then Why Do They Need To Lie So Much.

Case in point, the Budweiser Super bowl ad that dovetailed neatly with the heated emotions stirred up Donald Trump’s temporary immigration ban. Did the brewing giant that renamed its flagship product “America” in the middle of a presidential campaign really intend to take such a potentially divisive political stand? 

Budweiser's 60-second Super Bowl spot, “Born the Hard Way,” which depicts the arduous journey of Anheuser-Busch’s co-founder from Germany to St. Louis, was hailed as a powerful pro-immigration statement from the instant it hit the internet. The ad, which shows Adolphus Busch crossing the Atlantic in a storm-tossed ship, being taunted as he makes landfall in New Orleans, and boarding a steamship up the Mississippi, which promptly catches fire, eventually ending up in a bar with angry-faced men yelling “You’re not wanted here!” and “Go back home!” 

Trouble is, didn't happen that way. But when did the facts mean anything to these people?

According to William Knoedelseder, the author of Bitter Brew: The Rise and Fall of Anheuser-Busch and America's Kings of Beer, the ad was mostly propaganda and bordering on fanciful unicorn myth. Knoedelseder  said in an interview with Slate Mag:
"Unless someone got a hold of some letters from his family, I don’t know where they get all that information. It’s not something that anyone that’s written about Anheuser-Busch has ever seen before."
Adolphus Busch was not poor and struggling or an illegal immigrant. He came into the port of New Orleans, a legal point of entry, as a legal immigrant 1857.  He was the son of a wealthy German wholesale business man of winery and brewery supplies. Busch received a quality education and graduated from the notable Collegiate Institute of Belgium in Brussels.

But what better way to propagandize the average beer drinking American football fan then a pro-immigration commercial during the most watched contest of the year? 

Let me make one thing perfectly clear. I am not against legal immigration. I am a product of that process. My ancestors came from France, legally. It is to America's advantage to have the best scientist, engineers and doctors the world has to offer. But when those words "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” were put upon the Statue of Liberty, it was written in English, the common language of America, and a completely different world. 

And what the left refuses to acknowledge is the people that those words spoke to came here with the knowledge that, unlike today, there was no free welfare, taxpayer money for food, or government subsidized housing. They did not come here to remake the country from which they came. Regardless of wealth or social standing, they were free to make their own way and become Americans. They were free to hang to their cultural beliefs, but not to impose them on other peoples. Until the rise of the far-left and their wealth globalist anti-capitalist enablers, things had worked out, far from prefect, but pretty well. But to the leftist scourge, the survival of all things America must die, even if they have to lie  and propagandize to met those ends. 

BTW - Anheuser-Busch is now owned by the Belgian brewing Company InBev. (a country struggling with their own massive immigration problems). But as someone who came of age living in Belgium, I can tell you the Belgians make the most tasty variety of beers in the world. And we are not including the weak, salty tasting horse piss we call Budweiser.  

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Sunday, February 5, 2017

Trump Short Circuits Washington


"Congress is doing its best to live up to the public's dismal opinion of it. Democrats on Capitol Hill are behaving erratically, hysterically, boycotting committee meetings to approve Cabinet officials, threatening to filibuster a qualified and highly regarded Supreme Court pick because Mitch McConnell won a wager with President Obama, and insisting they will impeach President Trump over policy differences. The Republicans on Capitol Hill seem as disoriented by Trump's victory as the Democrats. Congress has been in session for a month. What, besides repealing a mining regulation, has it done? Why is Mitch McConnell not playing hardball with Chuck Schumer on executive branch appointments and Judge Gorsuch? I know, I know: "Things take time." But time is the enemy. This is something Democrats and other members of the self-described "resistance" understand but Republicans do not. Or perhaps the Republicans understand all too well, and want inertia and entropy to bring us a less populist and more conventionally Republican Trump."


"Not only are there two Americas. There are two governments: one elected and one not, one that alternates between Republicans and Democrats and one that remains, decade after decade, stubbornly liberal, and resistant to change. It is this second government and its allies in the media and the Democratic Party that are after President Trump, that want him driven from office before his term is complete. You think I exaggerate. But consider this: When a former Defense official who teaches at Georgetown Law School takes to Foreign Policy to propose "3 Ways to Get Rid of President Trump Before 2020," and when one of those ways is "a military coup, or at least a refusal by military leaders to obey certain orders," we are in unknown and extremely unsettling territory."

"So unlikely did the election of Donald Trump seem to Washington and its denizens that the reality of it still has not sunk in. All of the city's worst traits—the self-regard, the group think, the obsessions with trivia, the worship of credentials, the virtue signaling, the imperiousness, the ignorance of perspectives and people from outside major metropolitan centers and college towns—not only persist. They have been magnified with Trump's arrival. There is so much negative energy coursing through the city that circuits are overloaded. That the president still draws support from the coalition that brought him to office, that a fair number of people see his policies as commonsensical, seems not to affect any of Trump's critics in the least. They will press on until Trump behaves like they want him to behave."

* Excerpts from an essay by Matthew Continetti in the Washington Free Beacon.
Read more Here.

The Planetarium Gift Shop Manager Always Make Me Laugh.......

Saturday, February 4, 2017

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Leftist Protesters To Adopt WH Photo-bomber's Tactics Against Donald Trump


Protesters in Chicago have reportedly planned to use a Notorious White House Photo-bomber's tactic in order to get Donald Trump to release his tax returns by mooning Trump Tower in Operation "Kiss Our Asses, Release Your Taxes!"
The Blaze - The events organizer, Bailey Davis, believes that a little exhibition is just what it will take to get Trump to do what nothing else has convinced him to do yet.
"Certain things get people on their feet. Not everybody is going to watch ’60 Minutes’ because they think it’s boring. If you ridicule (Trump) or make him feel like he’s the loser, that’s how he blows up. That’s what makes The Donald implode.  If 500 people go up to that tower and pull their pants down it’s not going to go unnoticed, and that’s the goal."
According to the Facebook page for the event, participants are supposed to meet at the Trump International Hotel and Tower at 3:30 on February 12th, then “at the crack of 4:00 (pun intended)” they will drop their diapers for a whole ten seconds in order to “send a powerful message to the Washington Elites.” They then added the hashtag #rumpgsagainsttrump. 
How exposing yourself to a building will send a powerful message to people in a place miles away is anyone’s guess, but rest assured that social media will be having a fun day this month on the 12th. 
And as we all know, copycats and plagiarizers are just Childish Twits anyway. 

Friday, February 3, 2017

As If You Really Needed Anymore Evidence the Little Midget is off the Rails....

Dr. Robert Reich

We all know by now the little midget and former Clinton administration cabinet member, Robert Reich, long ago went off the rails and now teaches the young minds of America at the cesspool of UC Berkeley. Even after having the Tinker-belle balls to call for 100 days of Resistance, the good Doctor went on the Crazy News Network and called the rioters in Berkeley "Secret Right-Wingers."

On CNN Thursday,  Reich suggested the anti-Trump riots on campus were actually a right-wing plot to delegitimize liberals.


Really Dr. Reich?  No, you little leftist squirrel, you and people like you who called for all out resistance to a duly elected President of the United States even before he took office are responsible for all this fascist crap, regardless who they are and who is paying them. We can only imagine what you and the pinheads haters in the media would have said if people who were really on the right had called for the same resistance and caused violence because of a newly elected President in 2008. 

Notorious WH Photo-bomber Appears on C-SPAN


Notorious WH Photo-bomber Surfaces on Capitol Hill


Thursday, February 2, 2017

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Reuters Tells Reporters to Be Honest and Above Board and Just Cover Trump Like Any Other Tin Horn Dictator


The powers that be at Reuters sent their Reports and Reporterettes a staff a memo called "Covering Trump the Reuters Way"outlining how the organization should cover the Trump administration: Pretty much the same as it would any other authoritarian regime where you'd be ridiculously naive to take the government at its word.

How do you cover someone who declares journalists “among the most dishonest human beings on earth” and whose  Pres Sec. called the New York Times to label the press the “opposition party” and to warn the media to “keep its mouth shut and just listen”? So what's the answer? Avoid the administration? Oppose it? Trade flattering coverage for access?  Heck no: Just cover Trump’s America like you would a bunch of the other places Reuters works from.
"Reuters is a global news organization that reports independently in more than 100 countries, including many in which the media is unwelcome and frequently under attack. I am perpetually proud of our work in places such as Turkey, the Philippines, Egypt, Iraq, Yemen, Thailand, China, Zimbabwe, and Russia, nations in which we sometimes encounter some combination of censorship, legal prosecution, visa denials, and even physical threats to our journalists."
Not that he’s saying the Trump administration is anything like those places. (Wink Wink) Just reminding reporters that they're there. Duh! And even in those difficult environments for reporting, which are not being directly compared to the Trump White House, oh, certainly not, the basics of good journamalism still apply: Get solid facts and report fairly.

So The Powers That Be at Reuters offer some Do’s and Don’ts for reporting on the Trump regime. Here are some of the Do’s:
*Become ever-more resourceful: If one door to information closes, open another one.
Or as they say in the business, make it up and use "Unnamed Sources" 
* Give up on hand-outs and worry less about official access. They were never all that valuable anyway. Our coverage of Iran has been outstanding, and we have virtually no official access. What we have are sources.
Yeah, we remember their coverage about how great Barky and John Kerry handled the Iran Nuclear deal, don't we?
* Get out into the country and learn more about how people live, what they think, what helps and hurts them, and how the government and its actions appear to them, not to us. Find out what the ordinary American thinks. If you're assigned a government “minder,” be careful to avoid putting the ordinary folk you interview in peril of retribution. Try to find chances to speak to people when you're not under surveillance. Be aware that in the course of pursuing ordinary journalism you may be arrested and executed for espionage. 
Washington, Tehran, not really that different.

And then there are the Dont’s:
* Don’t pick unnecessary fights or make the story about us. We may care about the inside baseball but the public generally doesn't and might not be on our side even if it did. 
* Don’t vent publicly about what might be understandable day-to-day frustration. In countless other countries, we keep our own counsel so we can do our reporting without being suspected of personal animus. We need to do that in the U.S., too.

* Don’t take too dark a view of the reporting environment: It’s an opportunity for us to practice the skills we’ve learned in much tougher places around the world and to lead by example — and therefore to provide the freshest, most useful, and most illuminating information and insight of any news organization anywhere.
Translation: Yes, the weather's nicer in Mombasa this time of year, but you can still do good reporting without whining about how Sean Spicer never answers your questions. Remember people, we have to set a good example for the rest of the journalists. Maybe there's even hope for CNN (Just kidding!).  And no, you can't put the necessary bribes for access to disenchanted left over Obama administration appointees and potential Trump back stabbers on your expense account. Okay, if you do, just be sure and log it as “office supplies.”