Monday, October 24, 2016

Dilbert Says He'll Go all Medieval on Trump If He Turns All Hitler and Sh*t


Scott Adams has some notoriously weird ideas about women and sex, and how America is a matriarchy and something something Red Pill.   Adams, the creepy and weird guy who makes the Dilbert cartoons, is being creepy and weird again!  Adams has a promise to make to America.  He doesn’t think Trump is ACTUALLY Hitler, but if it turns out that he is just like Hitler, he will go ahead and murder Trump Hitler, because that’s what you have to do when you accidentally elect Trumpy Hitler as president, you assassinate them:
"My promise: If Trump gets elected, and he does anything that looks even slightly Hitler-ish in office, I will join the resistance movement and help kill him. That’s an easy promise to make, and I hope my fellow citizens would use their Second Amendment rights to rise up and help me kill any Hitler-type person who rose to the top job in this country, no matter who it is".
"As I often say, Democrats generally use guns to commit crimes. Republican use guns for sport and for self-defense. If you are a Republican gun-owner, and you value the principles of the Constitution, I’m confident you would join me in the resistance movement and help kill any leader that exhibited genuine animosity toward people because of their genitalia, sexual preference, or skin pigmentation."
So Donald, don't you be sayin' nasty things about gay black guys with no penis', you hear!

With loony Libertarians like Mr. Dilbert here, who see STOP and NO PARKING signs as government over-reach, we can only guess what constitutes a real Hitler-ish acts to them. But Scott Adams, valiant man-beast that he is, will kill him dead.  If Trump genuinely acts like he hates women or gays or racial minorities, Scott Adams will go ahead and maketh murder upon him.  Don’t worry America, Dilbert's has got your back!