Joe Biden's list of possible things to do with his extra hour this weekend:
* Put on a Mr. Peabody mask and pretend he's going back in time
* Listen to Frédéric Chopin’s “Minute Waltz” 60 times.
* Try, again and again, to reset the clock on the VCR.
* Squeeze out and set aside one-inch lengths of toothpaste to save time in the coming weeks.
* Alphabetize the names of all of Bill Cosby’s victims.
* Restring all the Yo-Yo's in in his desk drawer.
* Make love to his wife, then take a nap for the other 58 minutes.