Besides the expected old people yellin' about Republicans and Bernie Sanders looking like he should be angrily stamping your Property Tax Assessment, last nights debate did have one surprise I think no one saw coming. It is indeed a historical moment in politics when someone named Clinton actually utters a verifiable truth. Hillary shocked the world last night by speaking about one particular topic. She has a vagina.
ANDERSON COOPER: Secretary Clinton, how would you not be a third term of President Obama?
CLINTON: Well, I think that’s pretty obvious. I think being the first woman president would be quite a change from the presidents we’ve had up until this point, including President Obama.She mentioned nothing of foreign policy, the economy, or even unemployment. She basically said, “I am a woman. I have a vagina and that makes me better because Barack Obama does not have a vagina, but I do.” Maybe someone should clue her in on the fact that our current commander-in-chief doesn’t seem to have any balls, so being a woman doesn’t make her that different from Obama. (One wonders if she's seen those shots of him on a bike in Martha's Vineyard? She might be surprised at how not at all novel her gender-based qualification really is).
Hillary obviously “won” for her brilliant ability to answer questions without really answering them at all and because, well, she’s a woman, so that automatically makes her more qualified than anyone else on the stage. Just ask her, and she’ll tell you. Actually, you don’t even have to ask her, she’ll still tell you, over and over again.