We were so young and innocent, back during
bikini season, when sources of varying kinds....who even
remembers now.....were tellin' us Joe might run for president. But then he didn’t. But then CNN said, “Please, pretty please, Mr. Vice President, boost our ratings and come
to our debate and we will walk your dog and fold your
laundry, PLEASE?” But then he still didn’t run. *sigh*