Monday, October 5, 2015

Florida Senate Candidate Admits to Sacrificing Goat and Drinking It's Blood

Oh, You Silly Libertarians.....

Augustus Sol Invictus

Orlando, FL — Augustus Sol Invictus, a man running for U.S. Senate in Florida, recently admitted to sacrificing a goat and drinking its blood during a ritual. Adrian Wyllie, the chairman of the Libertarian Party of Florida, made the accusations against Invictus this week as he resigned from the party out of fear of being associated with Invictus. Wyllie also accused him of attempting to recruit Neo-Nazis and wanting to instigate a new civil war.
“He is the absolute exact opposite of a Libertarian. He’s a self-proclaimed fascist. He’s promoting a second civil war. It’s absolute insanity. We must explain to people this is the opposite of Libertarians. This guy has no place in the Libertarian Party.” 
Wyllie also wrote that Invictus "has repeatedly vowed that it is his destiny to start a second civil war in America."  Speaking in a later interview, Invictus admitted to the animal sacrifice, but denied he “dismembered” the animal.

“I did sacrifice a goat. I know that’s probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans. I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness … Yes, I drank the goat’s blood,” he admitted. 
Invictus reportedly belonged to a pagan sect that sacrificed animals and later left because of drama between him and other members. According to Sunday World, Invictus belonged to a sect called “Thelema,” which is heavily based on the philosophy of drug addicted bisexual social critic and dark occultist, Aleister Crowley.

“I have never dismembered a goat in my life. I have performed animal sacrifices as part of my religion. I was expelled from the order for political reasons. And animal sacrifice was part of it.