Obama Shoots Giant Rainbow Out Of His Butt,
Turns Entire Island of Jamaica Gay
MFNS - On his way to The Summit of the Americas, President Obama stopped and visited Jamaica this week, the first time a president has done that in over 30 years. Upon his departure, he turned and shot a beautiful, giant rainbow at the island nation, right out of his ass, proving definitively that he has some special tricks up his gay wizard....sleeve!
This act was caught on camera by White House photographer Pete Souza, so we guess Obama is okay with his magical powers not being a secret anymore. Now, let's see Grandma Clinton top THAT when she is president?