We have learned Mrs. Pelosi decided to have facial surgery after severely frightening numerous young
Pelosi is preparing for election to her 14th term in congress.
A clinic source told MFNS the long and very dangerous radical facial reconstruction surgery was done at the Beverly Hills clinic after hours late last night for secrecy and security reasons.
"Mrs. Pelosi’s face is currently a combination of spackling compound, putty, pig fat and gorilla glue. The procedure involved heating her face with a blow torch to soften, then stretched and reformed into the desired shape, then sealed with industrial strength epoxy. She’s really a freakish looking lady close up.......say, you guy aren't gonna repeat any us this......right??"