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”Matthews admitted that he often keeps a spare Barack Obama blow up doll in the filing cabinet in his office and that “I probably wear out at least two or three a year, but they are tax deducible. We all bend over for him on the air as a part of our job.”
Special Ed Shultz, elated and overcome with joy told us "you can't call me a racist because I was the first to bring my doll to work back in '09. Everyone is just following my lead. Now get the #&?$% off my set!"
Rickey Maddow, the gender confused MSNBC anchorperson said that "Yes, I'm participating... I'm playing it straight for the Barack Obama Sex Doll Day…..I'll take a big one for the team." The Rev. Al Sharpton told us "Like most of the guys here, Al don't swing that way". He said he doesn't own a Barrack sex doll, but did admit to having a Michelle Blowup Doll. "I'd bring it, but it be real freaky lookin' and if I blowed it up it would be to big to fit in my office."
Surprisingly, on-air personalties, Chris Hayes and sock-puppet Touré both admitted they don't own a Barark Obama Blowup sex doll either, but did admit they do frequently enjoy each others company.