Thursday, March 27, 2014

BREAKING NEWS from First Lady's China Trip

Earl of Taint Reporting for MFNS

--AIR QUALITY EMERGENCY--
--REPORTS OF MASSIVE EGG ROLL SHORTAGES--

(MFNS CHINA) We were all setup and ready to get pictures of FLOTUS as she came into town for lunch but the smog became really thick, obscuring our view. We hung out a few hours waiting for her to finish but the visibility was still so poor, we knew it was pointless to even try to get a shot. Then a major sewer line broke.... Read the Whole Report Here

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