Saturday, November 23, 2013
Great Presidential One-Liners
"If I were two-faced – would I be wearing this one?"
"Washington DC is twelve square miles bordered by reality"
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt"
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
"An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame - SMU football game and doesn't care who wins."
"I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket."
"There will be no whitewash at the White House"
Tricky Dick Nixon
"I guess it proves that in America anyone can be President."
"I can't deny I'm a better ex-President than I was a President."
"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency – even if I'm in a Cabinet meeting."
"I didn't inhale and I never tried it again."
"My opponents misunderestimated me."
G. W. Bush
"I....uh....let me make this very clear....uh....I said...uh...."