|A Special Limited Edition|
Carlos Danger Stamp
to be issued to collectors
“We’ve been working really hard to come of with innovative ways to increase our revenue,” said a USPS spokesperson, “and we believe this stamp series will be hugely popular with postal customers of every age". Elliot Spitzer, General Petraeus and Bill & Hillary Clinton will be among the first featured on upcoming stamps, along with several former postal employees.
“These are ‘Forever Stamps,’ explained the spokesperson. “Despite whatever the postal rate is in the future, you can stick your commemorative Weiner to an envelope and send it anywhere in the U.S.A.”
“Americans didn’t invent sleaze,” he added, “but these stamps are testament that we do it better than anyone.”