Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Todays Other Important Supreme Court Ruling.......


WASHINGTON- After reviewing the countless tax dollars wasted by state and federal governments passing oppressive laws only to have them later ruled unconstitutional by unelected senile people in expensive black robes, the Supreme Court has deemed the current legal system an "unconscionable waste of time". To simplify matters, they’ve interpreted a key point in the Preamble to the Constitution as a rule of thumb. 

Everybody has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, the government is empowered to defend the same, and”, continued Justice Sotomayor and Buzzy Ginsberg who wrote the unanimous opinion, “if you ever- even if you hold office- take life, inhibit liberty, or inflict undue suffering against others - than it’s an eye for an eye- straight Talmudic on your tuckass”. Opinion rendered, case closed!!"  

The reaction from lawmakers nation wide to the news has  been swift. "Less work, more golf time!"