"According to news reports, Her Majesty's government has suddenly decided that if it is going to admit people to live in Britain and possibly become subjects of the crown, perhaps they should actually know something about, um, Britain."
Applicants for British citizenship will be expected to answer 75% of 24 questions correctly.
How did Diogenes fair....
You scored 90%!
Hey Piers, an eighth grade civics class may be right up your alley there ol' chap!